The complete idiot's guide to football

Joe Theismann

Book - 2001

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Published
Indianapolis : Alpha c2001.
Language
English
Main Author
Joe Theismann (-)
Other Authors
Brian Tarcy (-)
Edition
2nd ed
Item Description
Rev. ed. of: The complete idiot's guide to understanding football like a pro. c1997.
Physical Description
341 p. : ill. ; 24 cm
Bibliography
Includes index.
ISBN
9780028641676
  • Part 1. Learning the Rules and the Lore
  • 1. So You Want to Be a Monday Morning Quarterback: A primer on why so many people dig this game
  • 2. Looking at the Field and the Ball: Explaining the weird-shaped ball and the proportional field
  • 3. You Get Six Points to Do What?: Learn how to keep score and keep time
  • 4. Every Player Has a Different Job: An overview of those big guys and what they do
  • 5. Coaching: Win, Get Fired, or Go on TV: Study the coaches and the various ways they try to win
  • 6. Understanding the Lore: Remember these words: "The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field."
  • Part 2. Learning the Offense and the Penalties
  • 7. The Quarterback Is the Movie Star: Glamour, guts, and glory--or else he's a goat
  • 8. The Offensive Line: They Called Mine "The Hogs": They protect quarterbacks and open holes for runners
  • 9. The Receivers: Glue on Their Fingers and Rockets in Their Shoes: These guys perform ballet in a demolition derby
  • 10. The Running Backs: Great Ones Control Games: Why teams must have a running game to win
  • 11. Strategies: A Lot of Ways to Go Eighty Yards or One: You can go by air, you can go by land, and on rainy days, you can go by sea
  • 12. Advanced Offensive Strategies: Like Rocket Science: Moving the ball with brains and supreme coordination
  • 13. The Guys Who Control the Chaos: The men in striped shirts see everything
  • Part 3. Learning the Defense and Special Teams
  • 14. The Defensive Line: Get the Ball, Hit the Quarterback: Why you need big, mean guys named Bubba
  • 15. Linebackers Do Everything: The quarterbacks of the defense and the best athletes, too
  • 16. The Secondary: The Last Best Hope: If these guys make a mistake, the score changes
  • 17. Strategies: Attack or React: Both strategies work; both also fail
  • 18. Advanced Defensive Strategies: Special schemes designed for certain situations. It's chess with giants
  • 19. Special Teams Really Are Special: More than just guys with million-dollar feet
  • Part 4. College and Pro
  • 20. College Football: More Than Marching Bands and Cheerleaders: Even an idiot knows where the NFL gets its players
  • 21. The Draft: The Best Day for the Worst Teams: Those stars come from college
  • 22. Alternative Football Leagues: Trying to copy the Best League isn't easy
  • 23. The NFL: The Best in the World: This is the grand stage for football
  • 24. The Road to the Super Bowl: A step-by-step explanation of how to get to the big game
  • 25. The Business of the Game: Guess what? It's all about money
  • 26. Television and the Media: The Show About the Show: A look at the star machine that doubles as a money tree
  • Part 5. The Essentials of Fandom
  • 27. Game Gear: What to Wear: Paint your face or buy a shirt, but dress like a fan
  • 28. The Joy of Being a Fan: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Go Team!
  • 29. Rivalries: The Essence of It All: When two teams don't like each other--a lot
  • Appendixes
  • A. Gridiron Talk Glossary
  • B. National Football League Team Addresses
  • Index