Look at the birdie Unpublished short fiction

Kurt Vonnegut

Book - 2009

A volume of fourteen early and previously unpublished short works offers insight into the social satirist's developing literary style and includes pieces that explore such themes as innocence, ironic twists of fate, and morality.

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New York : Delacorte Press c2009.
Language
English
Main Author
Kurt Vonnegut (-)
Edition
1st ed
Physical Description
xiv, 251 p. : ill. ; 22 cm
ISBN
9780385343718
  • Letter from Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., to Walter J. Miller, 1951
  • Confido
  • FUBAR
  • Shout about it from the housetops
  • Ed Luby's key club
  • A song for Selma
  • Hall of mirrors
  • The nice little people
  • Hello, Red
  • Little drops of water
  • The petrified ants
  • The honor of a newsboy
  • Look at the birdie
  • King and queen of the universe
  • The good explainer.
Review by New York Times Review

IT'S been two years since Kurt Vonnegut departed this world, and it's hard not to feel a bit rudderless without him. Late in his life, Vonnegut issued a series of wonderfully exasperated columns for the magazine In These Times. During the darkest years of the Bush administration, these essays, later collected in "A Man Without a Country," were guide and serum to anyone with a feeling that pretty much everyone had lost their minds. In a 2003 interview, when asked the softball question "How are you?" he answered: "I'm mad about being old, and I'm mad about being American. Apart from that, O.K." Vonnegut left the planet just about the time we, as a nation, were crawling toward the light again, so it's tempting to wonder what he would have made of where we are now. Would he have been pleased by the election of Barack Obama? Most likely he'd have been momentarily heartened, then exasperated once again witnessing the lunatic-strewn town halls, the Afghanistan quagmire, the triumph of volume over reason, of machinery over humanity. For the last many decades of his life, Vonnegut was our sage and chainsmoking truth-teller, but before that, before his trademark black humor and the cosmic scope of "Cat's Cradle" and "Slaughterhouse-Five," he was a journeyman writer of tidy short fictions. "Unpublished is not a word we identify with a Kurt Vonnegut short story," Sidney Offit notes in his foreword to "Look at the Birdie," a new collection of Vonnegut's early, and unpublished, short fiction. Perhaps more than any of his contemporaries of similar stature, Vonnegut was until early middle age a practical and adaptable writer, a guy who knew how to survive on his fiction. In the era of the "slicks" - weekly and monthly magazines that would pay decently for fiction - a writer had to have a feel for what would sell. The 14 stories in "Look at the Birdie," none of them afraid to entertain, dabble in whodunnitry, science fiction and commanding fables of good versus evil. Why these stories went unpublished is hard to answer. They're polished, they're relentlessly fun to read, and every last one of them comes to a neat and satisfying end. For transmittal of moral instruction, they are incredibly efficient delivery devices. The collection's first story, "Confido," immediately reminds us how beautifully Vonnegut wrote, and how judiciously he measured out his most lyrical sentences. The first line: "The Summer had died peacefully in its sleep, and Autumn, as soft-spoken executrix, was locking life up safely until Spring came to claim it." The story involves an ail-American mother of two and her husband, a lab assistant who dreams of inventing something that will change the world and the family's fortunes. He comes home one day with a device that will do both, an earpiece that whispers highly personal suggestions in the ear of its owner. The invention is instantly addictive, and surely it will sell in the millions - but is it good for you? Will it improve life on earth or simply make its inventor a fortune while hastening the demise of mankind? The Vonnegut of "Cat's Cradle" might have offered a different answer from the one presented here. The most surprising thing about nearly all of these stories is how simple and straightforward they are. Vonnegut loved a good surprise ending, considered it an elementary virtue of storytelling - but most of the endings in "Look at the Birdie" are startling because they're straight-up happy. Later in his career came the endings where worlds die, heroes are cut down by knaves, villains amble off unscathed. Here, though, good and evil are clearly delineated, and the good guys always win. The bad guys are fat cats, crooked cops, snake-oil salesmen and communism itself (these stories were written in the 1950s). The heroes are young, virtuous men and women of modest means and pure hearts who find a way to triumph each time, not by winning the lottery or ascending to the moneyed classes, but simply by doing the right thing. In "Ed Luby's Key Club," a married couple, Harve and Claire Elliot, come to a nightclub to celebrate their anniversary, as they have for 14 years. They're turned away because the club has become an exclusive membership-only spot, with an actual golden key required to open the door. Soon, through a quick and horrific series of events, Harve and Claire are arrested, thrown in jail and accused of murder. As it happens, Ed Luby not only owns the nightclub, he owns the town - and the cops and judge, too. Things look bleak for Harve and Claire, and the reader can be forgiven if he expects the couple to rot in prison, victims of a system where justice has a variable price tag. Instead, there are action-packed twists and turns, a highspeed escape and, ultimately, justice. In the collection's best and most nuanced story, "King and Queen of the Universe," a wealthy young couple, Henry Davidson Merrill and Anne Lawson Heiler, walk through a city park at night, dressed up and feeling impervious to danger, entitled to all they've been granted. A desperate and disheveled man emerges from the shadows. The couple recoil, assuming imminent violence. But he doesn't want to rob them; he wants to introduce them to his mother. "She'd think you were the two most beautiful creatures she ever laid eyes on," the man, Stanley Karpinsky, says. Turns out she emigrated from Poland and sacrificed everything to put Stanley through college and graduate school. Now she's dying, and her son has amounted (or so he thinks) to nothing. He wants Henry and Anne to come to his apartment and tell his mother he's invented a world-changing apparatus. "I've got to be a big success tonight or never," he says. The couple, improbably, agree. The mother is "speechless and radiant" at the sight of these glittery people validating the work of her son. She's about to pass away, content that her sacrifices were worth it, when Vonnegut provides the shocking twist that's a trademark of these early stories: "Then the cops broke in." Eventually Henry and Anne have to face issues of class, of privilege, of their complicity in a system rigged and unfair. They confront their own parents, who have given them everything, a life free of care and struggle. Anne's mother "could not stand the idea of Henry's and Anne's growing up - the idea of their ever looking closely at tragedy. She was saying that she herself had never grown up, had never looked closely at tragedy. She was saying that the most beautiful thing money could buy was a childhood a lifetime long." Here a reader might think achingly of the young Vonnegut straddling the two worlds, the moneyed and the workingclass, the carefree and the world-weary. Vonnegut had grown up middle-class, had found employment without great effort. But then again, when he was writing these stories, he had already seen the firebombing of Dresden, the torching of a hundred thousand souls, and had endured, at age 21, the suicide of his mother. This makes it all the more remarkable how optimistic and believing in simple goodness the author of these stories was. He valued hard work and true love, though never so much as when it came after a fight. "Three days later," Vonnegut writes, "Henry told Anne he loved her. Anne told him she loved him, too. They had told each other that before, but this was the first time it had meant a little something. They had finally seen a little something of life." Dave Eggers's most recent books are "Zeitoun" and "The Wild Things."

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Review by Booklist Review

Before his novels made him famous, Vonnegut wrote stories for the slicks large-format, general-interest magazines, such as Saturday Evening Post, Collier's, and Woman's Home Companion. These 14 examples of that portion of his output, however, only now see the light of print. All are in the sort of pop-Hemingway prose Vonnegut continued to use, tinged with ad-speak, in the novels and are unpleasant only in their sometimes willful-seeming happy endings. The two-part Ed Luby's Key Club, about a hardworking couple that, out to celebrate a wedding anniversary, stumbles into a hell of urban corruption, is Brechtianly impressive until its nicey-nice, unironic resolution. The satirical sf tales Confido, The Nice Little People, and The Petrified Ants forecast the novels more obviously and share the twisted O. Henry procedures that flowered in popular fiction and in the typical Twilight Zone episode. There is satire, too, in other, more mainstream stories aimed at targets including communism, class privilege, IQ-worship, and abortion, which is addressed in quasi-feminist fashion. Everything here entertains, perhaps surprisingly.--Olson, Ray Copyright 2009 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

This collection of unpublished fiction sheds light on Vonnegut's early writing, but fails to measure up to the rest of his formidable oeuvre. The stories are brief, vividly imagined and sometimes carry a science-fictional twist with a moral (of sorts), not unlike "Harrison Bergeron." In "Confido," for instance, an inventor manufactures a device that whispers to its users everything they want to hear, with special emphasis on their worst desires and suspicions, while the title story describes an interaction at a bar between a disgruntled man and a self-styled "murder counselor" who has come up with an ingenious method for killing people. Sidney Offit, Vonnegut's longtime friend, notes in an introduction that it's possible these stories went unpublished because they didn't satisfy the author. To be sure, they lack the polish and humor of the author's best-known work. Nevertheless, for devotees, they provide an instructive view of Vonnegut's talent in the making. (Nov.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved

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Review by Library Journal Review

This is the third collection of Vonnegut's early work, following Bagombo Snuff Box (1999) and Armageddon in Retrospect (2008). Most of the stories are typical examples of late 1950s black humor. "Confido" is an audio device that whispers a bitchy commentary on the shortcomings of the owner's real friends, like an inner Joan Rivers. In "Fubar," a marginalized office worker's life is upended by a new secretary from the Girl Pool. In "Hall of Mirrors," two detectives match wits with a hypnotist suspected of murder. All of the stories feel dated, and reading them is similar to watching reruns of old black-and-white TV shows. Vonnegut's America is almost unrecognizable: low tech, mostly blue collar, but with an underlying weirdness, as in Philip K. Dick's work from the same period. But the voice is clearly Vonnegut's (as are the illustrations), and that should be enough to win over fans. Verdict These early stories lack the polish of Vonnegut's classic novels but track the development of his hugely influential mix of sf and black humor. Important for fans, but first-time readers should start with the better-known titles. [See Prepub Alert, LJ 7/09.]-Edward B. St. John, Loyola Law Sch. Lib., Los Angeles (c) Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Early, unpublished work from the much-lauded and much-loved American writer. The foreword by his friend Sidney Offit portrays Vonnegut (19222007) as being in his private life very much like the man we know from his fiction: a gimlet-eyed, cantankerous, but always openhearted observer of the human condition. Readers will discover traces of that Vonnegut here. In "Shout About It from the Housetops," a traveling salesman who finds himself in the middle of an embattled couple's marital drama thinks, "I was sure now that both the husband and wife were crazy, and that, if there were any children, the children would be crazy as bedbugs, too. There obviously wasn't anybody around who could be counted on to make regular payments on storm windows." These words capture both the character and the callous earnestness of a low-level capitalist. It's also clear that Vonnegut's gift for believably absurd monikers emerged early; anyone who admires the singular genius of the name Kilgore Trout will likely appreciate Fuzz Littler and K. Hollomon Weems. But despite the occasional flickers of brilliance, the collection as a whole is not very good. Offit mentions O. Henry in his foreword, but The Twilight Zone would be a more apt comparison; the stories' unvarying structuresetup followed by shocking twistis strikingly similar to that of the TV show. Though obviously of value to anyone interested in Vonnegut's artistic development, this edition suffers from a lack of context. The pieces are not dated, nor are we told whether they went unpublished because they were rejected or because the author was dissatisfied with them. For ultra-committed fans and Vonnegut scholars only. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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CONFIDO The Summer had died peacefully in its sleep, and Autumn, as soft-spoken executrix, was locking life up safely until Spring came to claim it. At one with this sad, sweet allegory outside the kitchen window of her small home was Ellen Bowers, who, early in the morning, was preparing Tuesday breakfast for her husband, Henry. Henry was gasping and dancing and slapping himself in a cold shower on the other side of a thin wall. Ellen was a fair and tiny woman, in her early thirties, plainly mercurial and bright, though dressed in a dowdy housecoat. In almost any event she would have loved life, but she loved it now with an overwhelming emotion that was like the throbbing amen of a church organ, for she could tell herself this morning that her husband, in addition to being good, would soon be rich and famous. She hadn't expected it, had seldom dreamed of it, had been content with inexpensive possessions and small adventures of the spirit, like thinking about autumn, that cost nothing at all. Henry was not a moneymaker. That had been the understanding. He was an easily satisfied tinker, a maker and mender who had a touch close to magic with materials and machines. But his miracles had all been small ones as he went about his job as a laboratory assistant at the Accousti-gem Corporation, a manufacturer of hearing aids. Henry was valued by his employers, but the price they paid for him was not great. A high price, Ellen and Henry had agreed amiably, probably wasn't called for, since being paid at all for puttering was an honor and a luxury of sorts. And that was that. Or that had seemed to be that, Ellen reflected, for on the kitchen table lay a small tin box, a wire, and an earphone, like a hearing aid, a creation, in its own modern way, as marvelous as Niagara Falls or the Sphinx. Henry had made it in secret during his lunch hours, and had brought it home the night before. Just before bedtime, Ellen had been inspired to give the box a name, an appealing combination of confidant and household pet--Confido. What is it every person really wants, more than food almost?" Henry had asked coyly, showing her Confido for the first time. He was a tall, rustic man, ordinarily as shy as a woods creature. But something had changed him, made him fiery and loud. "What is it?" "Happiness, Henry?" "Happiness, certainly! But what's the key to happiness?" "Religion? Security, Henry? Health, dear?" "What is the longing you see in the eyes of strangers on the street, in eyes wherever you look?" "You tell me, Henry. I give up," Ellen had said helplessly. "Somebody to talk to! Somebody who really understands! That's what." He'd waved Confido over his head. "And this is it!" Now, on the morning after, Ellen turned away from the window and gingerly slipped Confido's earphone into her ear. She pinned the flat metal box inside her blouse and concealed the wire in her hair. A very soft drumming and shushing, with an overtone like a mosquito's hum, filled her ear. She cleared her throat self-consciously, though she wasn't going to speak aloud, and thought deliberately, "What a nice surprise you are, Confido." "Nobody deserves a good break any more than you do, Ellen," whispered Confido in her ear. The voice was tinny and high, like a child's voice through a comb with tissue paper stretched over it. "After all you've put up with, it's about time something halfway nice came your way." "Ohhhhhh," Ellen thought depreciatively, "I haven't been through so much. It's been quite pleasant and easy, really." "On the surface," said Confido. "But you've had to do without so much." "Oh, I suppose--" "Now, now," said Confido. "I understand you. This is just between us, anyway, and it's good to bring those things out in the open now and then. It's healthy. This is a lousy, cramped house, and it's left its mark on y Excerpted from Look at the Birdie by Kurt Vonnegut All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.