INVESTIGATIO TUBERIBUS Pig of Experience: Ake-way up-ay, uys-gay. E-thay ain-ray as-hay oppSd-stay. E-way an-cay unt-hay or-fay uffles-tray in-ay e-thay oods-way. Response Id-day ou-yay ay-say Uffles-tray? At-whay are-ay e-way aiting-way or-fay Cows De gustibus non est disputandum. Translation: THE SEARCH FOR TRUFFLES Wake up, guys! The rain has stopped! We can hunt for truffles in the woods! Did you say TRUFFLES? What are we waiting for? There's no accounting for taste. Excerpted from Grunt: Pigorian Chant from Snouto Domoinko de Silo by Sandra Boynton All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.