Funny little pregnant things (the good, the bad and the just plain gross things about pregnancy that other books aren't going to tell you)

Emily Doherty

Book - 2016

Todays pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless informationlike what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And wheres the good stuffthe useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own?

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Published
Tempe, Arizona, USA : SparkPress [2016]
Language
English
Main Author
Emily Doherty (author)
Physical Description
186 pages ; 22 cm
ISBN
9781940716589
  • Introduction
  • Part 1. The Beginning
  • Taking the Test
  • Don't Tell the World Just Yet
  • Naming Your Child
  • Part 2. The Holy Trinity
  • Wet Dreams
  • It's 5:30 p.m., I Think I'll Go to Bed
  • It's 5:30 p.m., Why Can't I Go to Bed?
  • "Morning" Sickness
  • Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde
  • Cravings
  • The Baby Bump
  • A Whole New Wardrobe
  • Sex? Yes Please
  • You Are Probably Nesting If
  • I Gotta Go
  • An Emotional Mess
  • Am I Going Through Puberty Again?
  • Nipples or China?
  • Stretch Marks and Varicose Veins, Oh My!
  • Butt Buttons
  • Oh Where, or Where Did My Belly Button Go?
  • Cankles
  • Superhuman Scent
  • Who Wrote on My Belly?
  • The Great Teeth-Brushing Massacre
  • Alien in My Belly
  • When Did I Become a Member of the Golden Girls?
  • The Baby Registry
  • Baby Showers
  • The Waiting Game
  • Packing Your Bags
  • Quiet on the Set ... and Action!
  • The Mommy Gene
  • My Baby Blues
  • Breast-Feeding
  • Part 3. Get Ready for Your Life to Change
  • The Constipation Continues
  • The Arrival of the Stomach Flap
  • The Case of the Disappearing Boobs
  • Sayonara, Sleep
  • The Decline of Your Social Life
  • The Decline of Your Sex Life
  • The Decline of Hangovers
  • From Politics to Poop
  • Code Red
  • Sick Baby
  • Now that I Have a Baby I Wish They Would Invent
  • Post-Baby Phenomena
  • Conclusion
  • Epilogue
  • About the Author
Review by Booklist Review

When Doherty was pregnant with her first child, she found the usual selection of popular pregnancy books dull and prone to comparing the growing fetus to various sizes of produce. Where, she wondered, was the good stuff? Now a working mother of two, Doherty has written the book she was looking for a what to expect title that's both realistic and humorous. The volume is more comprehensive than the subtitle suggests, since she starts with conception (for those who may be reading ahead) and devotes the final third to post-baby phenomena like the Housework Multiplier and the dreaded Code Red diaper explosion. In between, Doherty tackles such topics as all-day morning sickness, Maternity Clothes Overindulgence, and the similarities between pregnancy and old age (hot flashes, memory loss). She also debunks some common movie myths about labor and delivery. Brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny, with chapters short enough to read between trips to the bathroom, this is a welcome addition to the expectant parent's bookshelf.--Harmon, Lindsay Copyright 2016 Booklist

From Booklist, Copyright (c) American Library Association. Used with permission.