The wrong end of the table A mostly comic memoir of a Muslim Arab American woman just trying to fit in
Book - 2019
"What happens when a shy, awkward Arab girl with a weird name and an unfortunate propensity toward facial hair is uprooted from her comfortable homeland of Iraq, and thrust into the cold, alien town of Columbus, Ohio, with its Egg McMuffins, Barbie dolls, and kids playing doctor everywhere? This is Ayser Salman's story." --
- Subjects
- Genres
- Autobiographies
- Published
-
New York, NY :
Skyhorse Publishing
[2019]
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Other Authors
- Physical Description
- xxiv, 255 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
- ISBN
- 9781510742079
- Foreword
- Preface: With Thanks & Apologies to Mom
- Part 1. The Kids' Table
- 1. "Playing Doctor"-Is This What Happens in Day Care?
- 2. My Trouble with Men
- 3. Land of the Free, Home of the McMuffin
- 4. Eh-French Eh-Fries
- 5. Fuck Off, Ian
- 6. Star-Spangled Rodeo
- 7. "Hate Crime" or Random Bee-Stinging Incident? You Decide
- 8. Sibling Rivalry, or: How to Stop Your Sister from Getting the Western Name
- 9. The Saudi Years: Pt. 1 ("Xanadu," a Place Nobody Dared to Go)
- 10. The Saudi Years: Pt. 2 ("We Go Together")
- 11. The Saudi Years: Continued ("Close to You")
- 12. How to Be a Rock Star
- 13. The Saudi Years: Final ("Livin' On a Prayer")
- 14. Then There Was the Time I (Unknowingly) Became a Lesbian
- 15. "Let It Be": the High School Years, Continued
- 16. The Almost Lunch Date
- 17. If Google Existed in My Teens, I Could've Had a Better Dating Life
- 18. "Much Making"
- 19. It (Sorta) Gets Better after High School
- 20. I-raq Star
- Part 2. Table Manners
- 21. California: Finally I'm Home
- 22. The Weinstein Years: The Best of Times / The Worst of Times
- 23. A Dark Period
- 24. #WhenWeSpeakUp
- 25. The World's Worst Muslim?
- 26. An Open Letter to President Trump
- 27. An Intersectional World, or: My Postelection Observations)
- 28. Hookah Bars Aren't Doing Arabs Any Favors
- 29. Iraqis Take Forever to Say Good-Bye
- 30. Grapes Are Eaten One by One
- 31. Aloha Means "the Sign" in Arabic
- 32. Christmastime in the Salman House
- 33. Too Much Hair to Manage
- 34. My Father, International Man of Mystery
- Part 3. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
- 35. That Brief Moment I Was Mrs. Salman Rushdie
- 36. Broken Engagement, a.k.a. Muslim Divorce
- 37. A Bunch of Lines about a Bunch of Guys
- 38. None of My Exes Live in Texas
- 39. "You Can't Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You're Going to Be a Crazy Bitch" and Other Advice from Mom
- 40. Neurosis Is the Mother of Invention
- 41. A Conversation with God (When You're Sick as Hell)
- 42. Love & the Search for Meaning in the Universe, Pt. 1 (The Wrong Kind of Saddle)
- 43. Love & the Search for Meaning in the Universe, Pt. 2 (The Cockblock, or My Life as a Rom-Com)
- 44. Love & the Search for Meaning in the Universe, Pt. 3 (The Nice Guy in the Haystack)
- 45. Tattoos and Other National Security Risks
- 46. The (First) Penultimate Chapter (A Rebel without Approval)
- 47. Moving Over to the Right End of the Table
- Epilogue: It Takes a Village
- About the Author
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review