T. Rexes can't tie their shoes

An alphabet book features a plethora of animals unsuccessfully trying to learn a variety of tasks that are really suited for human mastery. A mostly familiar menagerie arranged in alphabetical order illustrates the humorous futility of these creatures' attempts. "Alligators can't pick apples. / Bees can't ride bicycles." Each sentence accentuates the upper- and lowercase letter in colored type that contrasts with the otherwise all-black text. Many of the tasks depicted are usual daily chores such as washing dishes or everyday skills like tying shoes. Others offer opportunity for ridiculous illustration, such as "Cheetahs can't chew bubble gum," with a big cat all tied up in a large wad of the pink sticky stuff next to a gumball machine. A few unusual animals are introduced, such as the aquatic narwhals and two exotic birds: quetzals and xenopses. While all these animals can look hilarious trying to accomplish what is impossible, they all also are having lots of fun, which is the point. An addendum includes the entire cast of characters with factual information on what each can actually do and its significance. The implicit value of trying new things with a good attitude in order to learn is augmented by the silliness of the colorful cartoon drawings, which add a positive objective to the overall message. (This book was reviewed digitally with 11-by-17-inch double-page spreads viewed at 50% of actual size.) Preschoolers can learn their letters while appreciating their own abilities to acquire and practice new skills. (Picture book. 3-6) Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.