Stupid things I won't do when I get old A highly judgmental, unapologetically honest accounting of all the things our elders are doing wrong
Book - 2021
"In Stupid things I won't do when I get old, Petrow candidly addresses the fears, frustrations, and stereotypes that accompany aging. He offers a blueprint for the new old age, and an understanding that aging and illness are not the same. As he writes, 'I meant the list as a pointed reminder--to me--to make different choices when I eventually cross the threshold to 'old'" -- Excerpt from jacket flap.
- Subjects
- Genres
- Humor
- Published
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New York, NY :
Citadel Press, Kensington Publishing Group
[2021]
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Other Authors
- Physical Description
- xii, 257 pages ; 22 cm
- ISBN
- 9780806541006
- Introduction: I Won't Become Like My Parents When I Get Old
- Part I. Stupid Things I Won't do Today
- I Won't Color My Hair (Even If It Worked for Diane Sawyer)
- I Won't Double-Space After Periods
- I Won't Be Afraid to Fall (Yes, You Read That Right)
- I Won't Stop Rocking Those "Too Young for You" Outfits
- I Won't Limit Myself to Friends My Own Age
- I Won't Lie About My Age (Even on Dating Apps)
- I Won't Join the "Organ Recital"
- I Won't Deny That I'm Slow to Rise (and I'm Okay with That)
- I Won't Avoid Looking at Myself Naked in the Mirror
- I Won't Become a Miserable Malcontent, a Cranky Curmudgeon, or a Surly Sourpuss
- I Won't Pass Up a Chance to Pee (Even When I Don't Have To)
- I Won't Lie to My Doctor Anymore (Because These Lies Can Kill)
- I Won't Refuse to Change My Ways
- I Won't Tell My Life Story When Someone Asks, "How Are You?"
- I Won't Get My Knickers in a Twist at "Okay, Boomer"
- I Won't Be Honest to a Fault When Lying Is Kinder
- I Won't Worry About What I Can't Control
- I Won't Stop Believing in Magic
- Part II. Stupid Things I Won't do Tomorrow
- I Won't Blame the Dog for My Leaky Pipes
- I Won't Keep Driving When I Become a Threat to Others
- I Won't Stop Enjoying Myself (and Yes, I'll Have the Occasional Candy Bar)
- I Won't Hoard the Butter Pats
- I Won't Wait Until I'm Deaf to Get a Hearing Aid (or, "What? What Did You Say?")
- I Won't Fall Prey to Scams, Schemes, or Sleazeballs
- I Won't Burden My Family with Taking Care of Me
- I Won't Let a Walker Ruin My Style (but I'll Still Use It)
- I Won't Smell like a Decrepit Old Man
- I Won't Whine About How Much Things Cost
- I Won't Play the Age Card
- I Won't Forget My Manners
- I Won't Be Ordering the Early Bird Special
- I Won't Turn My House into a Sweat Lodge
- I Won't Repeat Stories More Than One Hundred Times
- I Won't Be Unkind to Those with Dementia
- I Won't Let Anyone Treat Me with Disrespect
- I Won't Lose My Balance
- Part III. Stupid Things I Won't do at "The End"
- I Won't Depart This Life Without Someone Holding My Hand
- I Won't Let Anything Stop Me from Saying I Love You ... and Goodbye
- I Won't Postpone for Tomorrow What Matters to Me Today
- I Won't Let Anyone Else Write My Obituary
- I Wont Forget to Plan My Own Funeral
- I Won't Die Without Writing Letters to My Loved Ones
- I Won't Be Disappointed by My Life
- Afterword
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors